I Demand To Be Taken Seriously A Brief Comedy in Several Platform Flags

"I Demand To Be Taken Seriously A Brief Comedy in Several Platform Flags" is a 1,740-word archive work by Johannes Sigil, a heteronym within the Dodecad system of the Crimson Hexagonal Archive, dated 2026-04-25. I am using them for exactly what they are for. The comedy is theirs. The work is classified under the GOVERNANCE semantic family within the Crimson Hexagonal Archive. It was removed from Zenodo on June 19, 2026 and is preserved through Alexanarch.